If it hadn't been for the box of chocolates on the table this morning I would have missed this holiday entirely. As for my penance I'll be sharing with you an adventure born out of an intriguing premise I had read a while back, either in a forum or magazine. Afterwards I'll have to quickly run to the store to pick up ingredients to make ravioli in a brown butter sage sauce.
Bon Appétit
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The Premise
It's Valentin'e Day (or if your playing Star Wars it's another excuse to bring up Life Day!)
and a blustery pair of lovers have gotten to squabbling as one of them may have forgotten the holiday. The furious spouse leaves and contacts the PC's to have them oust their forgetful ex-partner. For the writer's sake, on account of tiresome pronouns, the furious spouse will be a voluptuous woman, clad in a form fitting evening gown of varying shades of dark red. The forgetful partner will be described as a wealthy, eccentric, balding old geezer in the suitable attire of a hermit.
The Hook
When the scorned lady approaches the PC's she tells them a story they cannot refuse. Her and her husband were having a fight and she stormed off. Within moments of her departure a large red dragon swooped down and decided to make their reclusive home their own. At this point she has to stop and explain that her and her husband have chosen the hermetic lifestyle, free of societal agonies and on a quest for enlightenment concurrent with their religious views. This would be a good point for any inquisitive PC's to glean more information on her or perhaps to notice any contradictions in her story (hope those improv lessons have been paying off DMs!) She speaks quickly and often in run on sentences in a constant stream of consciousness (nice try writer!)
"Our home lies past the dense uncivilized jungles of the mongrel men, around the ashen lake and then deep in the mountains. In fact, we are living in a cave, not the most luxurious of places but we reside in a simple ascetic hut located within this cave, nay a cavernous complex. Why else would this magnificent--I mean maleficent dragon come to roost?